this chant is so ......
Oh when the Reds, (Oh when the Reds), Go marching in (go marching in), Oh when the Reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the Reds go marching in! Oh Manchester (oh Manchester), Is wonderful (is wonderful), Oh Manchester is wonderful, It's full of t*ts, f***y and United! Oh Manchester is wonderful! Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside), Is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t), Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t, It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t, Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t. Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road), Is full of sheep (is full of sheep), Oh Elland Road is full of sheep, It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP! Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd), Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc), Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc, He f*cked up Leeds United, Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc! The Council House (the Council House), Is Never Full (is Never Full), The Council House Is Never Full, Unless they play Man United, The Council House is never full!
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United